The Simpsons

-We don’t think you’re slow but on the other hand, it’s not like you go to museums or read books or anything.

-You think I don’t want to? It’s those TV networks, Marge. They won’t let me– one quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us 30 minutes to ourselves. But they won’t! They won’t let me live!

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